We Interupt This Program For An Urgent Message

Dear Betsy's Uterus,

WTF, dude? I understand that when you get all sheddy, you get kind of grumpy. And hey, if I were losing a layer of myself I'd probably be grumpy, too. That makes sense.

BUT, maybe you should lay off Betsy a little when you're doing that. She's doing stuff, too, you know.

Be a little considerate. She does keep you warm and full of oxygen and shit.

Love,

Amanda